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Humor: How to stop worrying and start joking




 Sudhir Gautam, DL4









      Boom! That’s 2 examples on the Rule of 3 so  the Thanksgiving table that his moustache

      far. Remember this Glengarry Glen Ross rule of  makes him look like he’s about to get busted on
      funny. ALWAYS BE EXAGGERATING.                         MSNBC’s To Catch a Predator show. You wrote a
                                                             joke. It’s like your baby. Now raise it at least like
      Fun vs. Funny                                          you raised your first puppy.

         This should eventually not be a choice but
      in the beginning choose fun over funny. You  Risky Business

      cannot make people laugh if you wrote a bit                You can’t be funny on stage or on paper if
      that made George Carlin jealous in heaven but  you never take risks and be spontaneous with

      you delivered it like it was an application for a  your jokes. Risk telling that joke on a hot date.
      grant for your non-profit. Uggggh – application  If it doesn’t work, fix it and try it again on an
      requesting $1,999 grant money to help spread  average date. Nothing stops you from telling it
      awareness about Koala bear chlamydia pandemic  to that Bob Ross painting on your wall until you

      denied.                                                get it right. Remember, there are no mistakes,
                                                             only happy little accidents.
      Laugh at Your Own Jokes
         Don’t do it unless you already have a Netflix  Golden Rule

      comedy special. You can’t make a bad joke funny            Ignore all these tips and just do it. You’ll
      by providing laughter cues for your audience in  know when you’re ready because that’s when
      real time. One exception to this rule is if you’re  your uncle will stop threatening to punch you
      having a mental breakdown in the middle of  in your face when you tell him a joke across the

      writing the joke—then laugh like nobody’s  Thanksgiving table.
      watching.
                                                                 If you’re trying to be funny and it’s not
      Trust Issues                                           working, please contact us by clicking on this

         Don’t have them. It’s a process. In the  link. We, at Jefferson State Toastmasters, have
      beginning you will eat humble pie, crow, and  some custom humor semantics, tips, and books
      dry turkey. Eventually you will trust your  waiting for you.
      jokes and tell your bully uncle sitting across




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