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FIELD NOTES

SPRINGTIME SPREE

Lee Coyne, ATMS

Don't let an optometrist make eyes at you.

Or a podiatrist get a toehold on your arch enemy.

Or a gutsy gastroenterologist tell tales about your entrails.

Or an endocrinologist void your thyroid.

Or a dentist cuss your cuspid by gum. Not to maul your molar.

Or an orthodontist attempt to set you straight.

Or a heartless cardiologist extract a quarter of your aorta.

Or a urologist install a badder bladder.

HAVE A SPARKLING SPRINGTIME PERSPECTIVE.

NOW SPROUT.

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